I have a new theory – I have sleep apnoea

I snore.  Apparently.  I know this because at various times throughout the night I am punched and told to shut up by Jordan.  She likes to let me know she is awake.

However, snoring is a bit mundane, so based on one article I read on the BBC website (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7785118.stm), I am convinced that I have sleep apnoea, and that if I didn’t I would be the perfect specimen of health and well being.

Whew, I sure am glad that I have sorted my life out and that being lazy and tired isn’t my fault but someone else’s.  Now I can eat whatever without feeling guilty, as it isn’t my fault!  Brilliant.

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